Whether you’re stepping into a dispensary or ordering delivery for the first time—or even if you’re a seasoned toker—it helps to brush up on your cannabis weights. You don’t want to ask for “just a little bit” and get a half ounce unless that’s your vibe. Knowing your grams from your eighths can save you cash, confusion, and keep your stash game strong. So let’s break down the lingo and make sure you know what’s in the bag before you light it up.

1 Gram – The Solo Session Hero

One gram is the smallest amount of flower you can typically buy at a dispensary. It’s perfect if you’re trying out a new strain or just need a quick roll-up for a walk on the beach. Think of it as the sampler size of weed—enough to roll 1–2 joints or pack a few bowls, depending on your tolerance and rolling skills.

⅛ Ounce (3.5 Grams) – The Most Popular Pick

Commonly called an “eighth,” this is the go-to weight for casual users. It’s affordable, gives you variety without overwhelming commitment, and usually lands you about 3–7 joints depending on how fat you roll. This is the weight most sales and strain specials target—so keep an eye out for those “$25 eighth” deals.

¼ Ounce (7 Grams) – The Chill Weekend Companion

A quarter ounce is a solid step up. For the regular user or the weekend warrior, this gives you a nice cushion. It’s enough to roll a few blunts, share some with friends, and still have enough to enjoy solo afterward. Think of it as your cannabis version of a Costco run—more bang for your buck.

½ Ounce (14 Grams) – The Budget-Friendly Bulk Buy

Also known as a “half zip,” this is for folks who medicate daily or just love to keep a stash handy. It’s cheaper in the long run compared to buying smaller amounts, and it can last you a while (unless you’re passing joints like snacks). Perfect for stocking up on your favorite strain or preparing for a weekend getaway.

1 Ounce (28 Grams) – The Legal Max (In Many States)

An ounce is the magic number in many states for the maximum legal personal purchase limit. It’s also known as a “zip” (short for the Ziploc bags folks used back in the day). This is for serious connoisseurs, medical patients, or just someone who doesn’t want to run to the dispensary every week. Bonus: prices per gram are the lowest at this level, so it’s a savvy buy if you’re all about value.

Final Nug: Know What You Need

Not sure what weight is best for you? Don’t sweat it. Your friendly neighborhood budtender (like yours truly) is always happy to walk you through options. Whether you’re microdosing your way through a creative project or gearing up for a smoke sesh with friends, there’s a weight that fits your needs and your vibe.

So next time you’re at the counter, drop that confident “I’ll take an eighth of that Lemon OG” and watch how smooth the transaction flows. You got this.